Non-Player Character
Nineteen Eighty Three
I only had two quarters
TRON took my money
Dividing pizza three ways isn’t easy.
You have to use geometry without getting your fingers greasy.
I’ll learn to state my case
In brief and witty style.
I’ll wow them with my choice of words
And awe them with my guile.
I’ll grow a shaggy beard
Be artsy, bald and lean.
I’ll put something silly in the world
And be Shel Silverstein.
thinking out loud.
50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong
humor. storytelling. general stupidity.
Part time actor, aspiring writer of poetry and prose and full-time idiot with a heart.
where would-be writer works with words
confessions are self-serving
A collection of nonsensical words thrown together
Writer, yarn worker, cook. At my father's desk.
postcards of the hanging
Poetry, nature, books, & speculative philosophical musings
Explore ideas worth spreading
We've all got a story to tell.
I write books--cuz I love words. Sometimes they love me back.
WITHIN ARE PIECES OF ME
The Blog O' Stephan Pastis
A Satirical Word In Your Shell-Like Ear
Random bits of nonsense, hurling thru cyber-space at the speed of thought.
What to do with all these ideas, memories, and opinions that compete for prescence in my conscience?
A Day In the Life Of A Cloud
