Sun bleached twinkle lights and faded décor
Robin’s nest in the garland ‘round the window
Dead June bugs in the wreath on the door
Christmas ends when the lawn needs a mow
Author: Great Caeser's Ghost
Old
The most curious thing I’ve noticed as I pass through my middle years
Isn’t the hair growing on my shoulders, but the ones growing out of my ears.
I’m writing this from a conference table
The speaker showed without doubt
That he’s confident talking to people
On topics he knows nothing about.
Rent To Own
I once worked at Rent A Center.
Delivered stuff in the cold and bitter.
My boss was a twit.
I decided to quit.
Now I stay indoors in the Winter.
Sunday Morning
Dogs’ll go 
poop in a room you don’t use.
They won’t wake you up. They’ll go while you snooze.
