Category: Humor

Dogs’ll go poop in a room you don’t use.
They won’t wake you up. They’ll go while you snooze.

Some things need to change
I want everyone to know.
I’m pro-GMO.

There’s a giant at my job.
I call him Burger Time.
I’ve never seen his face before
Just his huge behind.
If you bring a burger to my work
Don’t leave it laying about.
I don’t know where the burgers go
But I know where they come out.

Dividing pizza three ways isn’t easy.
You have to use geometry without getting your fingers greasy.