The speaker showed without doubt
That he’s confident talking to people
On topics he knows nothing about.
I once worked at Rent A Center.
Delivered stuff in the cold and bitter.
My boss was a twit.
I decided to quit.
Now I stay indoors in the Winter.
Dogs’ll go poop in a room you don’t use.
They won’t wake you up. They’ll go while you snooze.
Some things need to change
I want everyone to know.
There’s a giant at my job.
I call him Burger Time.
I’ve never seen his face before
Just his huge behind.
If you bring a burger to my work
Don’t leave it laying about.
I don’t know where the burgers go
But I know where they come out.
Nineteen Eighty Three
I only had two quarters
TRON took my money
Dividing pizza three ways isn’t easy.
You have to use geometry without getting your fingers greasy.